Confidential Mobile Phone Calls
No matter where you are, on the train, in a meeting or with your family at home, you can now make mobile calls with complete assurance that no one can over hear you.
This revolutionary new gadget brings charm and sophiscation, and can be worn with confidence, providing an escape from the otherwise technobland world of being heard whilst using a mobile 'phone without protection. The girls will love it !
Which reminds me, "Something for the weekend, Sir!?"